Ballad of the Spooky Books
Ray Hearne and children sing the Ballad of the Spooky Books at the Reading Sheffield Celebration Event 2014.
Arriving in the Carpenter Room, Sheffield Central Library.
Performing Ballad of the Spooky Books with Sheffield primary school children.
Ballad of the Spooky Books
I feel particularly lucky when they tuck
Me up, my nose stuck in a book…..
CHORUS
Spooky books are great books, rattling with bats
Ravens croaking and creepy-crawly cats
A dragon in a dungeon or in a mucky nook
Some crooked looking witches duck, and I’m on tenterhooks
The ‘Journal of a Zombie,’ that was very good
As ugly as an ogre, he had to wear a hood
And the story of a goblin, glimmery and green
Who turned a king into a kidney bean one Halloween
I love the paranormal, the freaky and the weird
A wizard with a pointy hat and beetles in his beard
A goodie or a baddie, I’m very rarely fussed
As long as there’s some blood and guts, that truly is a must
A greedy little vampire, starving underneath
A gloomy doomy bell-tower sharpened up her teeth
She couldn’t wait for midnight, then on the very stroke
Of eight o clock, she brushed and flossed, and buttoned up her cloak
A dapper little biter, proper claws and fangs
There’s lots of them in Sheffield, they hang about in gangs
Someone’s got to fight ‘em, but where we gonna start?
We’ll have to google ‘how to stick a stake in someone’s heart’
Teachers can be monsters too, we know for sure
It’s nasty when they are werewolves, there isn’t any cure
A silver bullet sometimes fettles ‘em they say
If anybody’s got one, we could do with it today
Every house should have one, a boggart or a ghoul
Poltergeists are far more noisy as a rule
In your laundry basket or underneath the sink
Panicking your manikins and kicking up a stink
A cellar full of trolls I could never recommend
Though I’ve only read the version I borrowed from a friend
They guzzle up gazpacho, gulp your guacamole
And leave their smelly socks to ripen in the cubby hole
A cackling in the dark night, a slither and a hiss
A corridor of mirrors to a bottomless abyss
They’re menacing behind me, all slimy up ahead
Malodorously vivid – it’s the best I’ve ever read!
Ray Hearne 16/07/2014
For Spooky Book drawings by Stradbroke children click here.